Mom:
Do you want to watch a movie?
Me:
What do you want to watch?
Mom:
Doesn't matter. You pick.
Me:
-grabs all the Disney movies- Okay so I have all of these for us to choose from.
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Anonymous asked: how do you have sex? like what do you do?
sex? it’s only the best thing like EVER!
here’s how you do it:
first: take off all your clothes...